I find it rather easy to portray a businessman. Being bland, rather cruel and incompetent comes naturally to me.
Speak properly, and in as few words as you can, but always plainly; for the end of speech is not ostentation, but to be understood.
While we have the gift of life, it seems to me that only tragedy is to allow part of us to die - whether it is our spirit, our creativity, or our glorious uniqueness.
Humor is also a way of saying something serious.
I often quote myself. It adds spice to my conversation.
It is a good rule in life never to apologize. The right sort of people do not want apologies, and the wrong sort take a mean advantage of them.
A large income is the best recipe for happiness I ever heard of.