Nothing inspires forgiveness quite like revenge.
It is better to wear out than to rust out.
Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.
The better part of valor is discretion, in the which better part I have saved my life.
The supreme irony of life is that hardly anyone gets out of it alive.
The great thing about a computer notebook is that no matter how much you stuff into it, it doesn't get bigger or heavier.
A wise man can see more from the bottom of a well than a fool can from a mountain top .