It's important to begin a search on a full stomach.
Statistics: The only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions.
Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest.
Worrying about them always struck me as about as useful as worrying about getting hit by lightning.
We may not imagine how our lives could be more frustrating and complex--but Congress can.
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.
I'd never really believed in terrorists before.