I don't like composers who think. It gets in the way of their plagiarism.
Who were these clowns?
Like anyone else, there are days I feel beautiful and days I don't, and when I don't, I do something about it.
I have been through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened.
God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
Go through your phone book, call people and ask them to drive you to the airport. The ones who will drive you are your true friends. The rest aren't bad people; they're just acquaintances.
It is not always the same thing to be a good man and a good citizen.