Work saves us from three great evils: boredom, vice and need.
I like to play blackjack. I'm not addicted to gambling, I'm addicted to sitting in a semi-circle.
A hypocrite is a person who--but who isn't?
Posterity is as likely to be wrong as anyone else.
Write a wise saying and your name will live forever.
Nothing is so awesomely unfamiliar as the familiar that discloses itself at the end of a journey.
Laughing is the sensation of feeling good all over and showing it principally in one spot.