The happiest is the person who suffers the least pain; the most miserable who enjoys the least pleasure.
Facts are the enemy of truth.
The great thing about a computer notebook is that no matter how much you stuff into it, it doesn't get bigger or heavier.
He who boasts of his ancestry is praising the deeds of another.
The louder he talked of his honor, the faster we counted our spoons.
I despise the pleasure of pleasing people that I despise.
The hands behind me gave me another shove.