All programmers are playwrights and all computers are lousy actors.
I believe that every now and then it is important to laugh at ourselves and take a lighter approach to our life conditions.
If there's one thing I know it's God does love a good joke.
I like weights. You know where you stand with them. Well, sometimes you're lying under them, trying not to let them crush you, but you see, you KNOW they'd crush you if they could. There's honesty.
Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
The louder he talked of his honor, the faster we counted our spoons.
A good man would prefer to be defeated than to defeat injustice by evil means.