Sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.
Never hold discussions with the monkey when the organ grinder is in the room.
Beware the pull on your heartstrings -- it's often the pursestrings that are actually being reached for.
At my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass away free and charge five dollars for the second glass. The refill contained the antidote.
Life is consciousness.
We all have strength enough to endure the misfortunes of others.
Good taste is the enemy of comedy.