The true mystery of the world is the visible, not the invisible.
Cheese - milk's leap toward immortality.
If you're trying to take a roomful of people by surprise, it's a lot easier to hit your targets if you don't yell going through the door.
An idealist is one who, on noticing that a rose smells better than a cabbage, concludes that it will also make better soup.
The car slewed to a stop and only then did I notice that it wasn't a cop car, ambulance or fire-engine.
I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours.
I'm moving, but don't worry! Someone once told me we're all on the same planet, so I'll be okay!