Doubt 'til thou canst doubt no more...doubt is thought and thought is life. Systems which end doubt are devices for drugging thought.
I believe that all government is evil, and that trying to improve it is largely a waste of time.
Never fear the want of business. A man who qualifies himself well for his calling, never fails of employment.
I like to play blackjack. I'm not addicted to gambling, I'm addicted to sitting in a semi-circle.
Worries go down better with soup than without.
Repetition does not transform a lie into a truth.
Wit makes its own welcome, and levels all distinctions. No dignity, no learning, no force of character, can make any stand against good wit.