Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a joke about a father-in-law?
Everybody likes to go their own way--to choose their own time and manner of devotion.
Better by far you should forget and smile than you should remember and be sad.
A rumor without a leg to stand on will get around some other way.
There are several good protections against temptations, but the surest is cowardice.
You must not lose faith in humanity. Humanity is an ocean; if a few drops of the ocean are dirty, the ocean does not become dirty.
Three o'clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do.