The bitterest tears shed over graves are for words left unsaid and deeds left undone.
I hope that when I die, people say about me, 'Boy, that guy sure owed me a lot of money.'
Confidence is the sexiest thing a woman can have. It's much sexier than any body part.
Try to put your happiness before anyone else's, because you may never have done so in your entire life, if you really think about it, if you are really honest with yourself.
Nothing is so good for an ignorant man as silence; and if he was sensible of this he would not be ignorant.
Anger is never without Reason, but seldom with a good One.
I've gone into hundreds of fortune-teller's parlors, and have been told thousands of things, but nobody ever told me I was a policewoman getting ready to arrest her.