I wrote myself a check for ten million dollars for acting services rendered and dated it Thanksgiving 1995. I put it in my wallet and it deteriorated. And then, just before Thanksgiving 1995, I found out I was going to make ten million dollars for Dumb & Dumber. I put that check in the casket with my father because it was our dream together.
I daresay one profits more by the mistakes one makes off one's own bat than by doing the right thing on somebody's else advice.
You don't have to cook fancy or complicated masterpieces - just good food from fresh ingredients.
After the last of 16 mounting screws has been removed from an access cover, it will be discovered that the wrong access cover has been removed.
I don't mind what language an opera is sung in so long as it is a language I don't understand.
What more felicity can fall to creature, than to enjoy delight with liberty.
True friends are those who really know you but love you anyway.