I cannot believe that the inscrutable universe turns on an axis of suffering; surely the strange beauty of the world must somewhere rest on pure joy!
I have always felt that a politician is to be judged by the animosities he excites among his opponents.
The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays golf.
The trouble with our times is that the future is not what it used to be.
At my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass away free and charge five dollars for the second glass. The refill contained the antidote.
When you have got an elephant by the hind leg, and he is trying to run away, it's best to let him run.
For me, it's that I contributed, ... That I'm on this planet doing some good and making people happy. That's to me the most important thing, that my hour of television is positive and upbeat and an antidote for all the negative stuff going on in life.