Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half the time.
I don't own a cell phone or a pager. I just hang around everyone I know, all the time. If someone wants to get a hold of me, they just say 'Mitch,' and I say 'what?' and turn my head slightly.
Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast.
The trick is to make sure you don't die waiting for prosperity to come.
Absolute faith corrupts as absolutely as absolute power.
You're dealing with the demon of external validation. You can't beat external validation. You want to know why? Because it feels sooo good.
Over the years your bodies become walking autobiographies, telling friends and strangers alike of the minor and major stresses of your lives.