Never rely on the glory of the morning nor the smiles of your mother-in-law.
The trouble with being poor is that it takes up all of your time.
The dead might as well try to speak to the living as the old to the young.
Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt of, not swallowed.
Maybe they were terrorists!
Never hold discussions with the monkey when the organ grinder is in the room.
You can't have a light without a dark to stick it in.