If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer.
Do not weep; do not wax indignant. Understand.
Never rely on the glory of the morning nor the smiles of your mother-in-law.
The dead might as well try to speak to the living as the old to the young.
Go through your phone book, call people and ask them to drive you to the airport. The ones who will drive you are your true friends. The rest aren't bad people; they're just acquaintances.
A doctor saves lives -- It's up to people to create lives that are worth saving.
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