The people who are regarded as moral luminaries are those who forego ordinary pleasures themselves and find compensation in interfering with the pleasures of others.
If there's one thing I know it's God does love a good joke.
I was as scared as I'd ever been. There was screaming everywhere now, and more bodies on the floor, and the press from behind was as relentless as a bulldozer. It was all I could do to keep on my feet.
Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.
A man can do all things if he but wills them.
Never fear the want of business. A man who qualifies himself well for his calling, never fails of employment.
For most men life is a search for the proper manila envelope in which to get themselves filed.