Do something every day that you don't want to do; this is the golden rule for acquiring the habit of doing your duty without pain.
Someone's boring me. I think it's me.
One of the best rules in conversation is, never to say a thing which any of the company can reasonably wish had been left unsaid.
If you're trying to take a roomful of people by surprise, it's a lot easier to hit your targets if you don't yell going through the door.
No one gossips about other people's secret virtues.
We rocked to a stop still on a downslope.
Computer Science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes.