There is only one thing a philosopher can be relied upon to do, and that is to contradict other philosophers.
The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too.
The Americans have need of the telephone, but we do not. We have plenty of messenger boys.
I have a simple philosophy. Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. And scratch where it itches.
Equal opportunity means everyone will have a fair chance at being incompetent.
I am not sincere, even when I say I am not.
Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime.