I wrote myself a check for ten million dollars for acting services rendered and dated it Thanksgiving 1995. I put it in my wallet and it deteriorated. And then, just before Thanksgiving 1995, I found out I was going to make ten million dollars for Dumb & Dumber. I put that check in the casket with my father because it was our dream together.
I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me they are wonderful things for other people to go on.
Thomas Jefferson once said, 'We should never judge a president by his age, only by his works.' And ever since he told me that, I stopped worrying.
As long as you derive inner help and comfort from anything, keep it.
All men are frauds. The only difference between them is that some admit it. I myself deny it.
Use what you have to run toward your best - that's how I now live my life.
What if this weren't a hypothetical question?