I used to think that the brain was the most wonderful organ in my body. Then I realized who was telling me this.
I was as scared as I'd ever been. There was screaming everywhere now, and more bodies on the floor, and the press from behind was as relentless as a bulldozer. It was all I could do to keep on my feet.
The trouble with being poor is that it takes up all of your time.
You can't have a light without a dark to stick it in.
Let us so live that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
Maybe they were terrorists!
Being in politics is like being a football coach. You have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important.