Most of the basic truths of life sound absurd at first hearing.
The cloning of humans is on most of the lists of things to worry about from Science, along with behaviour control, genetic engineering, transplanted heads, computer poetry and the unrestrained growth of plastic flowers.
Take a two-mile walk every morning before breakfast.
I ran the wrong kind of business, but I did it with integrity.
I never know how much of what I say is true.
Terrorists killed a lot fewer people than bathroom falls and accidental electrocutions.
The keenest sorrow is to recognize ourselves as the sole cause of all our adversities.