He who laughs, lasts!
Music is essentially useless, as life is.
Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
Vegetarianism is harmless enough, though it is apt to fill a man with wind and self-righteousness.
I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks.
There is an evil tendency underlying all our technology - the tendency to do what is reasonable even when it isn't any good.
People will buy anything that is one to a customer.