I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
The Past is to be respected and acknoledged, but not to be worshiped. It is our future in which we will find our greatness.
After the last of 16 mounting screws has been removed from an access cover, it will be discovered that the wrong access cover has been removed.
You can't have a light without a dark to stick it in.
He's simply got the instinct for being unhappy highly developed.
Equal opportunity means everyone will have a fair chance at being incompetent.
If there is one thing worse than being an ugly duckling in a house of swans, it's having the swans pretend there's no difference.