Good taste is the enemy of comedy.
Noble life demands a noble architecture for noble uses of noble men. Lack of culture means what it has always meant: ignoble civilization and therefore imminent downfall.
Income tax returns are the most imaginative fiction being written today.
I don't own a cell phone or a pager. I just hang around everyone I know, all the time. If someone wants to get a hold of me, they just say 'Mitch,' and I say 'what?' and turn my head slightly.
Learning to live in the present moment is part of the path of joy.
The price one pays for pursuing any profession or calling is an intimate knowledge of its ugly side.
Hares can gambol over the body of a dead lion.