One thing I've learned in all these years is not to make love when you really don't feel it; there's probably nothing worse you can do to yourself than that.
The perfect bureaucrat everywhere is the man who manages to make no decisions and escape all responsibility.
I define comfort as self-acceptance. When we finally learn that self-care begins and ends with ourselves, we no longer demand sustenance and happiness from others.
Keep true to the dreams of thy youth.
Misquotations are the only quotations that are never misquoted.
Art is science made clear.
The two symbols of the Republican Party: an elephant, and a big fat white guy who is threatened by change.