I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks.
Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all other countries because you were born in it.
Better by far you should forget and smile than you should remember and be sad.
There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?
One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory.
Computer Science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes.
A moment later, I caught my breath, but I didn't say anything.