Always be nice to those younger than you, because they are the ones who will be writing about you.
I like weights. You know where you stand with them. Well, sometimes you're lying under them, trying not to let them crush you, but you see, you KNOW they'd crush you if they could. There's honesty.
All things are difficult before they are easy.
Let us so live that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
The discovery of a new dish does more for human happiness than the discovery of a new star.
My mother loved children -- she would have given anything if I had been one.
There is a tragic flaw in our precious Constitution, and I don't know what can be done to fix it. This is it: Only nut cases want to be president.