Seize opportunity by the beard, for it is bald behind.
Each body has its art...
When you have got an elephant by the hind leg, and he is trying to run away, it's best to let him run.
Sitting in the back of that Hummer, my head in a hood, my hands lashed behind my back, lurching back and forth while the bruises swelled up on my head, terrorism suddenly felt a lot riskier.
Good taste is the enemy of comedy.
Health consists of having the same diseases as one's neighbors.
Three o'clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do.