Good breeding consists of concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person.
You freeze where you are, time stops, and your heart thunders in your ears.
Liberals are very broadminded: they are always willing to give careful consideration to both sides of the same side.
God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
I never met anybody who said when they were a kid, "I wanna grow up and be a critic."
There is no revenge so complete as forgiveness.
Nothing great in the world has been accomplished without passion.