Americans are benevolently ignorant about Canada, while Canadians are malevolently well informed about the United States.
Take a two-mile walk every morning before breakfast.
I don't own a cell phone or a pager. I just hang around everyone I know, all the time. If someone wants to get a hold of me, they just say 'Mitch,' and I say 'what?' and turn my head slightly.
There are two types of people--those who come into a room and say, 'Well, here I am!' and those who come in and say, 'Ah, there you are.'
Being in politics is like being a football coach. You have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important.
Anger is never without Reason, but seldom with a good One.
Never rely on the glory of the morning nor the smiles of your mother-in-law.