I've gone into hundreds of fortune-teller's parlors, and have been told thousands of things, but nobody ever told me I was a policewoman getting ready to arrest her.
You can't deny laughter. When it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants.
You can have it all. You just can't have it all at once.
Censorship, like charity, should begin at home; but, unlike charity, it should end there.
The true mystery of the world is the visible, not the invisible.
Best wide-angle lens? Two steps backward. Look for the 'ah-ha'.
From the moment I picked up your book until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.