Normal is not something to aspire to, it's something to get away from.
The radical of one century is the conservative of the next. The radical invents the views. When he has worn them out the conservative adopts them.
As I neared her, I bent to help her up, and was nearly knocked over her.
After the last of 16 mounting screws has been removed from an access cover, it will be discovered that the wrong access cover has been removed.
The perfect bureaucrat everywhere is the man who manages to make no decisions and escape all responsibility.
Do not be awe struck by other people and try to copy them. Nobody can be you as efficiently as you can.
The roses, the lovely notes, the dining and dancing are all welcome and splendid. But when the Godiva is gone, the gift of real love is having someone who'll go the distance with you. Someone who, when the wedding day limo breaks down, is willing to share a seat on the bus.