Nothing is more conducive to peace of mind than not having any opinions at all.
Be more prompt to go to a friend in adversity than in prosperity.
Have patience awhile; slanders are not long-lived. Truth is the child of time; erelong she shall appear to vindicate thee.
In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.
Why do writers write? Because it isn't there.
Be sincere; be brief; be seated.
You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans.