Choose the life that is most useful, and habit will make it the most agreeable.
If you refuse to be made straight when you are green, you will not be made straight when you are dry.
It was enough to make a body ashamed of the human race.
I phoned my dad to tell him I had stopped smoking. He called me a quitter.
Keep cool and you command everybody.
There is nothing more demoralizing than a small but adequate income.
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.