Everybody likes a kidder, but nobody lends him money.
All animals are equal but some animals are more equal than others.
Cheese - milk's leap toward immortality.
I have been through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened.
O Lord, help me to be pure, but not yet.
I have come to the conclusion that politics are too serious a matter to be left to the politicians.
I would be the most content if my children grew up to be the kind of people who think decorating consists mostly of building enough bookshelves.