O, it is excellent to have a giant's strength; but it is tyrannous to use it like a giant.
Science is nothing but developed perception, interpreted intent, common sense rounded out and minutely articulated.
I phoned my dad to tell him I had stopped smoking. He called me a quitter.
The whole dream of democracy is to raise the proletarian to the level of stupidity attained by the bourgeois.
Gratitude is the most exquisite form of courtesy.
You don't stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop laughing.
A rumor without a leg to stand on will get around some other way.