The most important thing in communication is to hear what isn't being said.
Man is only miserable so far as he thinks himself so.
After the last of 16 mounting screws has been removed from an access cover, it will be discovered that the wrong access cover has been removed.
I heard them shouting through the muffling canvas of the bag, and then I was being impersonally hauled to my feet by my wrists, my arms wrenched up behind my back, my shoulders screaming.
The problem with people who have no vices is that generally you can be pretty sure they're going to have some pretty annoying virtues.
Turbulence is life force. It is opportunity. Let's love turbulence and use it for change.
You must not think me necessarily foolish because I am facetious, nor will I consider you necessarily wise because you are grave.