Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime.
History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives.
Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.
Ordinarily he was insane, but he had lucid moments when he was merely stupid.
After the last of 16 mounting screws has been removed from an access cover, it will be discovered that the wrong access cover has been removed.
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
The greatest thing in the world is to know how to belong to oneself.