The world tolerates conceit from those who are successful, but not from anybody else.
I respect faith, but doubt is what gets you an education.
Fig Newton: The force required to accelerate a fig 39.37 inches per sec.
The two symbols of the Republican Party: an elephant, and a big fat white guy who is threatened by change.
I believe in God, only I spell it Nature.
All animals are equal but some animals are more equal than others.
You can't have a light without a dark to stick it in.