When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
Sometimes love will pick you up by the short hairs...and jerk the heck out of you.
Seize opportunity by the beard, for it is bald behind.
The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it.
We think in generalities, but we live in detail.
Keep your broken arm inside your sleeve.
Good taste is the enemy of comedy.