To lengthen thy life, lessen thy meals.
The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays golf.
Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a joke about a father-in-law?
Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards.
Love is, above all else, the gift of oneself.
Few people think more than two or three times a year; I have made an international reputation for myself by thinking once or twice a week.
Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist.