Look at all the sentences which seem true and question them.
It pays to be obvious, especially if you have a reputation for subtlety.
Jealousy is all the fun you think they had.
I stand in awe of my body.
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
I like coincidences. They make me wonder about destiny, and whether free will is an illusion or just a matter of perspective. They let me speculate on the idea of some master plan that, from time to time, we're allowed to see out of the corner of our eye.
A joke's a very serious thing.