You can't deny laughter. When it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants.
Computer Science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes.
Cheese - milk's leap toward immortality.
Keep on going and the chances are you will stumble on something, perhaps when you are least expecting it. I have never heard of anyone stumbling on something sitting down.
We've got to get my friend to a hospital --"
Silent gratitude isn't much use to anyone.
There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?