When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays golf.
A smiling face is half the meal.
One thing I've learned in all these years is not to make love when you really don't feel it; there's probably nothing worse you can do to yourself than that.
Life is consciousness.
My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted.
I?m telling you, things are getting out of hand. Or maybe I?m discovering that things were never in my hands.