You cannot be mad at somebody who makes you laugh - it's as simple as that.
As I get older, I've learned to listen to people rather than accuse them of things.
Genius is one per cent inspiration, ninety-nine per cent perspiration.
If you would thoroughly know anything, teach it to others.
I barely had time to register them before those rifles were pointed at me.
Good breeding consists of concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person.
It is better to wear out than to rust out.