Who were these clowns?
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
Marriage is the only adventure open to the cowardly.
My mother loved children -- she would have given anything if I had been one.
There is no revenge so complete as forgiveness.
I don't generally feel anything until noon; then it's time for my nap.
The mellow sweetness of pumpkin pie off a prison spoon is something you will never forget.