No matter what I do, no matter how predictable I try to make my life, it will not be any more predictable than the rest of the world. Which is chaotic.
What can you say about a society that says that God is dead and Elvis is alive?
Humor is also a way of saying something serious.
At my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass away free and charge five dollars for the second glass. The refill contained the antidote.
It is better to offer no excuse than a bad one.
There is only one thing a philosopher can be relied upon to do, and that is to contradict other philosophers.
The first vehicle that screamed past -- an ambulance -- didn't even slow down.