The two symbols of the Republican Party: an elephant, and a big fat white guy who is threatened by change.
You can't deny laughter. When it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants.
No great improvements in the lot of mankind are possible until a great change takes place in the fundamental constitution of their modes of thought.
I'm moving, but don't worry! Someone once told me we're all on the same planet, so I'll be okay!
A moment later, I caught my breath, but I didn't say anything.
If God had wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates.
Happiness is not a station you arrive at, but a manner of traveling.